Joke's on Me

So I was totally kidding yesterday when I said my next post would be about my suntan. The funny thing is that I am getting ready for the day and I looked at myself in the mirror and thought to myself, "Self, your cheeks are unusually rosy today." Then I had to laugh...apparently I am so pale that by standing in overcast weather I was reflecting the sun. So the experts are right -- you can get a suntan/burn with 100% cloud cover. I am really regretting wearing that turtleneck now.