Had to Laugh...

When I was younger (i.e. age 20) I used to get offended when people thought I was still a child. Now, it is heaven. So, today a salesperson came up to my door and asked if my mom was home. I told her "no." Then she looked at me again and asked if I was the lady of the house. Laughingly, I told her yes and she gave me a high five for still looking so young. I'll be honest, I was tempted to buy!