Take a Look Inside My Bag
Don’t you always wonder what people keep inside their enormous bags? Oh, is that just me? Hmm..
I promise I don’t snoop in drawers or medicine cabinets. I actually have THE guiltiest conscience on earth (see, mom, Catholic school was not a waste), so I could never live with myself if I were to snoop. I can’t even read a postcard sent to my address on mistake. Clearly, I am highly ethical. Too bad I don’t get bonus points for this.
Okay, so the bag.
Just for fun I just went and weighed my bag – 7 pounds, people. No wonder I need a massage constantly.
I think I may need to scale back on the glasses. You think?
As far as makeup, I don’t bring much in my bag. I am ADDICTED to that C.O. Bigelow lip gloss and I have been wearing the same Laura Mercier lip color since probably 1999. And that is not an exaggeration. Does this mean I am going to be one of those people who people are like “oh, she would be cute, but she will not update her lipstick!” I guess since they are still selling it in the store it must be okay. Right? Someone?
Then there is the miscellany. I am telling you, if you need it, I likely have it. Right down to the rubber gloves. (I know. I am weird. But you never know when you might have an incident where you need to have your hands completely covered.)
Okay, so what weird stuff is hiding in your bag?