Seriously, how lame is my blog becoming??? Maybe this weekend I will do something crafty and productive. In the meantime, I seriously laughed so hard yesterday while reading this forward from my friend Minday that I thought someone was going to ask if I was okay. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! It..." just saying...
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
That Little Triangle
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, The World
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Sincerely, United States
Dear World of Warcraft
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely, Parents Everywhere
Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore
Dear Ugly People
Dear Mr. Gump
WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Dear Katy Perry
I liked the kiss too.
Sincerely, Justin Beiber
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Every iPhone User
Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
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