Laugh out Loud
Seriously, how lame is my blog becoming??? Maybe this weekend I will do something crafty and productive. In the meantime, I seriously laughed so hard yesterday while reading this forward from my friend Minday that I thought someone was going to ask if I was okay. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment
Sincerely,
Canada
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! It..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely,
1985
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely
Jack
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God
Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World
Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco
Sincerely, United States
Dear World of Warcraft
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely, Parents Everywhere
Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore
Dear Ugly People
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol
Dear Mr. Gump
WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Sincerely, Jenny
Dear Katy Perry
I liked the kiss too.
Sincerely, Justin Beiber
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment
Sincerely,
Canada
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! It..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely,
1985
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely
Jack
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God
Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World
Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco
Sincerely, United States
Dear World of Warcraft
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely, Parents Everywhere
Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore
Dear Ugly People
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol
Dear Mr. Gump
WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Sincerely, Jenny
Dear Katy Perry
I liked the kiss too.
Sincerely, Justin Beiber
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper
This is HILARIOUS!!!!! Ha!
ReplyDeleteThe Yahoo/Google one is my favorite. So funny!
ReplyDeletehahaha! I love this. Cracking me up
ReplyDeleteHow funny is this?!? Love it!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Love these!
ReplyDeleteThese are so funny!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the Monday morning giggle! Pretty hilarious!
ReplyDeleteToo funny!! I needed that laugh...
ReplyDeletelol... I had to show this one to my husband! :)
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