Saturday, March 26, 2011

Laugh out Loud

Seriously, how lame is my blog becoming??? Maybe this weekend I will do something crafty and productive. In the meantime, I seriously laughed so hard yesterday while reading this forward from my friend Minday that I thought someone was going to ask if I was okay. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
The Titanic

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! It..." just saying...

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
That Little Triangle

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World

Dear Scissors,
I feel your one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin

Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Sincerely, United States

Dear World of Warcraft
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely, Parents Everywhere

Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore

Dear Ugly People
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol

Dear Mr. Gump
WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Sincerely, Jenny

Dear Katy Perry
I liked the kiss too.
Sincerely, Justin Beiber

Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Every iPhone User

Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Dr. Pepper


Lauren said...

This is HILARIOUS!!!!! Ha!

Ashley said...

The Yahoo/Google one is my favorite. So funny!

Katie @ Modern-Day Family said...

hahaha! I love this. Cracking me up

Katie said...

How funny is this?!? Love it!

Christine said...

Haha! Love these!

Emily said...

These are so funny!!

subfertilefrugalista said...

Thanks for the Monday morning giggle! Pretty hilarious!

Stephanie said...

Too funny!! I needed that laugh...

Smile Steady said...

lol... I had to show this one to my husband! :)

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